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4,444 technicians on the night shift

Fully on-chain pixel technicians. Each one holds backed by 100,000 $ITDEPT. Clock in once a day, back one of four fixes at stated odds, get paid in ETH.

THE BOND IS REFUNDABLE

Bond 100,000 ITDEPT to a technician you own and he can work. It is locked in the desk, not spent: unbond whenever and the same 100,000 comes back. Nothing about it decays while it sits there.

YOU CANNOT LOSE MONEY PLAYING

Get a ticket wrong and you are not paid, and that is the whole penalty. Nothing of yours is ever taken. The money that would have paid you buys ITDEPT and burns it instead.

THE ART IS THE TOKEN

No IPFS, no gateway, nothing pinned anywhere. tokenURI returns the image itself, rebuilt on chain from five bytes of traits. It cannot rot and it cannot be swapped.

One ticket a day

Something at the office is broken. You get the symptoms, whatever your technician can make out, and four things you could try. Exactly one works.

Longer odds pay more, priced the way a bookmaker prices them. There is no trap option. What you pick is how much of a gamble you want.

One ticket per technician per day. Six technicians is six tickets.

Chance it is the fixPays
60%1.00x
20%2.82x
13%4.06x
7%7.03x

Your technician's glasses decide how many of these you can see. The rest read "chance unknown".

Fully on chain, and checkable

Most collections put a link in the token and the picture on a server. If that server goes, so does the art.

Every technician here is rebuilt inside the contract from five bytes of packed traits: 47 colours, 153 rectangles, a 24x24 grid. There is nothing hosted, so there is nothing to lose.

4,444 / 4,444

Every image the contract produces was compared byte for byte against the published drop before launch. Not a sample. All of them.

You can call tokenURI yourself and decode what comes back. It is the whole picture, not an address.

Skill pays, and it is learnable

Six causes recur across every system and each leaves a tell on the board. Learn them and you spot the favourite before you see a number. Worth about 40% a ticket over guessing, measured rather than claimed.

It only shrinks

12%

of every ticket burns, win or lose. Every miss burns what it would have paid. Every claim burns 2%. Switching a technician on destroys 20,000 outright.

100,000, fixed

It does not move as supply burns. Lock 100,000, get exactly 100,000 back, whenever you want it. Nothing drifts and there is nothing to work out.

Nothing to be early for

There is no deadline and no snapshot. The 4,444 are minted and trading. Buy one today or in a year and it works the same way: bond 100,000 to him and he clocks in.

Nothing expires. A technician with no bond on him is not lost or penalised, he is just not working. Bond him whenever you feel like it.

The bond is per technician, not per wallet. Bonding one does not raise what any other one costs, and splitting a collection across wallets costs exactly the same as keeping it in one.

Sell a technician with a bond on him and he stops working for the buyer until they post their own. The bond belongs to whoever paid it, so it never transfers with the art and a seller can always get theirs back.

Get one

The 4,444 are minted and out. The desk contract is not deployed yet, so the game runs on worked examples — the odds and what each rung pays are the real ones, the pot is not.

The collection on OpenSea

Play the desk

$ITDEPT

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